30 Witty Memes for the Bickering, Nagging Old Married Couples (February 22, 2024)

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Briana Viser • Writer and Editor
Feb 22, 2024 1:00 PM EST

The path to a long lasting marriage isn't easy. It can be teeming with drama, complicated situations, affairs, and a myriad of other stressors. Issues will always arise, it's about staying on the same team when they do. You two aren't enemies, you're lovers and lovers should be loving. Through life's emotional obstacles and roller coasters, it can be hard to stay grounded and mature, especially when push comes to shove. If one person gets in a bad place they could enter fight or flight mode. It's important to always communicate with your partner about things going on. 

Sometimes when you're married long enough doting eyes turn into pet peeves and bickering about where to put the remote. It's easy to get entangled in nagging, fighting, but as long as it's all without abuse, name calling, or gaslighting then it's honestly pretty healthy in a long term marriage. Enjoy the hilarious memes.

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    Can I bring you anything else? Orange juice, tissues maybe? your Husband has the sniffles...
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    This is what I wake up to this Sunday morning. My husband using my instant pot insert to drain the toilet.
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    "I think I'm getting sick." The most dreaded words a wife can hear from her husband. someecards user card
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    EXPECTATION REALITY ONLY ON 2 Husband Forced To Live On Lawn Taylor Lake Village, Harris County ser KPRC
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    Me as a wife Imaoooooooooo me
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    WHEN YOU KILL YOUR HUSBAND BUT YOU HAVE TO ACT SURPRISED makeameme.org
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    When you're exhausted, but your husband is feeling frisky... so you hide in the kitchen and wait for him to fall asleep on the couch. @Willyotler
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    After isolation Where's your husband? In the garden I didn't see him You need to dig a little
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    Watching my husband fix himself a snack right after I cleaned the entire kitchen @NOT THENANNY
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    You never listen to me, you only hear what you want to hear Sure, I'll have a beer
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    Relationships I just love him so much, he's my everyth- Written by Six Pack Mom Zzzzzzzz *Snork!* I can't live like this. 000
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    I KNOW MY HUSBAND IS SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO DO A LOT OF THINGS BUT HE'S TRAPPED IN A BODY OF A PERSON WHO WANTS TO SLEEP matlin.com
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    This is me with my wife: GROSS. YOUR FOREHEAD IS ALL SWEATY
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    WHEN YOUR HUSBAND LIKES THE RECIPE BUT DOESN'T WANT TO KNOW THE INGREDIENTS
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    It was my husbands turn to feed her NOIT And your husband, miss is an inventor extraordinaire 100100
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    When I ask my husband to take a photo of me When he asks me to take a photo of him
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    Me watching my husband cook a bomb 4-course meal while I stand there with my spatchy-spatch ready to stir something
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    M $1,863 VIA 9GAG.COM Thu. 19:17
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    WHEN YOUR BABY CRIES FOR YOUR WIFE AND CREATIVITY IS ALL YOU'VE GOT
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    I TOLD HIM I WANT THE DIVORCE HE SAID "GG"
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    Husband: We need to save money and not spend on unnecessary things. Also husband: @MotherPlaylist An Alpaca! I got the last one.
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    I told him I needed space... BD He bought me a 1 TB SSD
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    Men be like "where's the ketchup" HEINZ TOMATO KETCHUP Men also be like "do you see that buck across the canyon"
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    "YOU'RE BLOCKING MY VIEW "I AM THE VIEW" E
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    Therapist: Your wife says you never buy her flowers is that true? Him: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.
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    My husband started eating cheerios. He said he's trying to lower his cholesterol so he can live longer... Honey Nut Cheerios ...Live longer? Longer than me? So he can find a new wife! no, he's going back to bacon for breakfast and we're dying together.
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    Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill, and not doing it because you'd miss them. somee cards user card
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    lasked my 6-3" husband to hang our bathroom mirror...
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    I asked my husband to pick up 6 potatoes...
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    LEAVES THE TOILET SEAT UP BECAUSE HE CLEANED THE TOILET
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    WHEN YOU SMELL SOMEONE MAKING POPCORN AT NIGHT WITHOUT YOU
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